Of Porn, SPAM and Penis Talks

10 09 2007

Everyday, I delete thousands of e-mails in my SPAM folder.  I never thought how big a market men can be until I REALLY looked into my thousands and thousands of SPAM. 

Gadgets, pills, therapy–everything from nearly-believable to totally out of this world–that are supposed to cure penile problems from erectile dysfunction to small penises to premature ejaculation.  Gosh!  I know some women are quite insecure about their breasts and I know men can launch a thousand years of war just for their manhood and its biological symbol.  But I never thought their market is way bigger than women’s considering that there are more women than men on earth–and Mars–or wherever else! 

Now I wonder, with so many porn sites and flicks featuring well-endowed, and sometimes, extraordinarily well-endowed (I’m talking about knee-length well-endowed, and I don’t mean socks!) men, are those who belong to the supposed stronger sex group feeling the pressure? 

I don’t want to be coy and say I haven’t watched smut because I have, and in my line of work, I have been commissioned to review adult sites far too many times that I had to reformat my pc everytime I do it because of spyware.  I got my first taste of porn movie when an ex-boyfriend invited me to watch it with him.  Of course we never got to finish it.  But out of curiosity, I watched the whole thing on my own.  I’d be a big liar if I’ll tell you that I never felt anything.  But that’s just it.  Usually when watching porn, you only get a slight reaction the first time you watch it.  It was never something that I would want to watch over and over again.

Then came the advent of modern technology–spycams, webcams, all those eye-in-the-hole things–one of the main reasons why I never liked checking in!  I used to go out with a guy who covers himself in a blanket everytime we get down and dirty for fear of seeing his butt in the bangketa one day!  The saddest news that has reached me so far was that of one of the girls in the Dumaguete scandal.  I was really bothered by that because I remember laughing to one of the girls because her name was written on her panties for the whole world to see.  I’m not sure if she was the one who killed herself or if it’s true that one of them really killed herself.  But it was really sad because they trusted those people.  It’s not like the sex scandals these days when the people involved know what’s happening.  The funniest for me is the Dipolog scandal, I’m not even sure if it’s in or from Dipolog but the guy looks really funny.  Um, not funny funny but funny!  Hahaha.  I can’t explain it!  And the girl looked quite fine.

Ok, my main reason for talking about porn is because I noticed that most men that I know–ex-boyfriends, boy friends, relatives, etc–prefer Filipino porn.  I have always wondered if it was about the size!  I know American porn can be really boring and Asian (mostly Japanese, Thai and Indian) can be bizarre!  I saw the pinoy scandals that invaded the corporate world’s networked offices before, way before IT became uber-strict, thanks to Friendster.  But they were not exciting because they somehow were imitations of foreign porn, which make them really boring too!  The thrill was in being one of the many who “saw” the this and that scandal.  So I haven’t really seen a true-blue Pinoy smut. 

I saw the pene-movies in one of my Film classes in college but they were something else!  They were NOT titillating but were enough to keep you from falling asleep in a very cold and dark room in the basement of the main college!  The pene-movies that were named so because they showed the actual penetration came at a time when the Philippines was in its darkest political years.  They say that when “bold” movies abound, the government has something to do with it because people are by nature, escapists so when the going gets too tough, we watch movies that take our minds off the stranglehold of the government on our lives. 

Going back to the size issue…I know women talk openly with other women their breast issues, butt issues, even going-down-hang-ups and all that.  Do men do the same?  I mean do they also talk about their phallic concerns to the point of showing one another their penises?  I know two guys who did that but they were super drunk and they were in one of those pahabaan ng ihi sessions. 

But really, the market is reaaaalllly big! 

Now this gets me thinking–if I were to think of a business, it should be something that would cater to men.  I have always liked boutiques and spas but I think I’m missing the bigger slice of the pie.  Most of my clients are male.  Most of my arte clients are females.  Most of my generous clients are male.  Most of my kuripot clients are female.  Now we’re getting somewhere.  I have a huge smut collection.  That could be a start.  I was planning of throwing them away coz my nieces and nephews might accidentally watch them–not that I want to block their sexual emancipation but I don’t think they’re ready for the kind of collection that I have.  Well, Malena, Amelie, Antonia’s Line, Ora Pro Nobis, Tuhog, Selya, Ligaya and other artsy sexy films are different.  They’re of a different league. 

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15 03 2008
razrskrz

that’s bcoz sex-sells!
you were curious about men showing each others..
only kids do that.. out of innocence perhaps.

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